Monthly Monster Mashup 9: Empyreans + Seahorse

An Empyrean - child of a god, reshaper of reality - has been transformed into a seahorse with 1 HP and an attitude problem. Your players must keep this tiny, indignant divine fish alive while it learns humility... or lectures them about cosmic order in its wispy little voice. Three scenarios for putting god-children and seahorses in the same adventure, all of them ridiculous and wonderful.

The Naga Remembers: Giving Your Campaign a Soul

The Guardian Naga isn’t just a creature—it’s a moment. A serpent who remembers everything, it exists to protect knowledge, reframe your campaign’s narrative, and shift your players from wanderers to prophets. But it won’t share what it knows without a reason. This entry explores how to use the Naga as a mythic, emotional keystone—one that reshapes not only what your party learns, but how they understand the world they’re in.