Something shambles toward your party in the dark - a corpse wrapped in fungal growth, mindlessly hunting. The Violet Fungus Necrohulk is just one piece of a larger fungal ecosystem where Shriekers scream alarms, Gas Spores explode into deadly clouds, and Violet Fungus waits to rot anything that gets close. Your players aren't heroes here. They're just food. Today's adventurers, tomorrow's Necrohulk.
Month: January 2026
It’s Just a Chicken: The Cockatrice Ecosystem
Statues litter the approach to the old abbey. Some new, some worn by time. All screaming. The Cockatrice Regent and its flock have turned this place into a hunting ground, and your players just walked into the middle of it. This entry explores petrification as ecosystem engineering and gives you the tools to make "just a chicken" into something terrifying.
Seahorses and the Art of Creative Desperation
The Seahorse has 1 HP, no attacks, and somehow made it into the Monster Manual. Why does it exist? More importantly, now that it does, what can you do with it? From underwater espionage to lich phylacteries, this entry explores how the most fragile creature in D&D might become the center of your campaign.
Fighting the Darkness: Shadow Dragons and Despair
Shadow Dragons don't move like dragons should. They flicker, withdraw, lash out from darkness - corrupted echoes of what they once were. This entry explores the uncanny horror of facing a dragon twisted by the Shadowfell, and examines how despair made flesh can become a monster your players need to defeat.
Monthly Monster Mashup 8: Commoners + Ogres
What happens when cruel giantkin meet the Everyperson? Our next Monthly Monster Mashup pits the humble Commoner against the brutal Ogre. Explore the terrifying math of 4 HP vs. 13 damage, and learn how to turn a lopsided slaughter into a classic "Magnificent Seven" adventure hook.
A New Year and a New Approach
Happy New Year, everyone! I hope that 2026 brings you all the best Natural 20s or the most hilarious Natural 1s you can handle. I'm looking forward to exploring more monsters and doing some new and different things with this blog in the new year. For one, I'm slowing the pace down a little. I've … Continue reading A New Year and a New Approach